I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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