no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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