I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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