You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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