do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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