Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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