I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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