let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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