Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
