He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
We named our party play list daddy issues
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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