maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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