puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
