But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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