Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
You're a waste of cheezeits
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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