ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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