Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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