Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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