just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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