Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
pray to the hookup gods
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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