If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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