Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
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