i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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