He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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