If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
