idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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