So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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