I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
do herpes really smell.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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