I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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