so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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