Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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