the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The best revenge is premature balding
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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