its not stalking. its research.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
We have so much sex to catch up on
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Randomize
