The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
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