Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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