Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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