i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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