btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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