I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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