Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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