So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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