Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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