From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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