question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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