No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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