my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Randomize
