Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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