whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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