your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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