do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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