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  • A lay that will go downin infamy!

    Submitted by porksword on Jan 4, 12 at 12:19pm
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  • Well for starters, a sammich and a beer. Oh, and for you to swallow.

    Submitted by Hedonistic on Jan 4, 12 at 11:52am
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  • Probably nothing if Handy's are all your putting out

    Submitted by GloriousBlue49 on Jan 4, 12 at 12:00pm
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  • A blow job would have made him a lot more thankful... Who the hell gives hand jobs anymore? I would rather you not do anything if it was just hand job on a bus!

    Submitted by LittleAngry83 on Jan 4, 12 at 1:27pm
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  • handjobs? really? are we back on the middle school band bus?

    Submitted by bulllwinkle on Jan 4, 12 at 2:36pm
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  • You have awakened a sleeping giant, and filled him with a terrible resolve.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jan 5, 12 at 5:25am
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  • how fitting a handy during the tour..I needed a handy to get me through that shitty movie

    Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 4, 12 at 3:33pm
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  • And you use semicolons properly? Jeez, no kidding. He ought to marry you.

    Submitted by Vilexxica on Jan 4, 12 at 6:47pm
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    • Is semicolon what you have left after too much Taco Bell?

      Submitted by porksword on Jan 4, 12 at 7:36pm
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      • no that would entail there's something left of your broken flaming anus...I've seen episodes of OZ with gentler treatment of assholes then when I eat too much of that jalapeno cheese sauce

        Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 4, 12 at 8:24pm
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