i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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