What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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