You surviving the open bar?
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oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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