well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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