Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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